I’ve had an overwhelming amount of people ask me what Crossfit is

over the past week. If you guys really don’t know, it’s basically the greatest way to injure yourself. It’s doing various movements with an emphasis on speed instead of form. You can get qualified to teach in like, a weekend. Don’t do that shit. 

But not everyone gets hurt and some people are really in shape because of it!

Not everyone gets hit walking across the street, but you still look both ways don’t you? Safety is key, and crossfit is just plain unsafe  There’s no “practical use” for balancing on a medicine ball and doing squats. You’ll never need to do 100 kipping pull ups (unless your goal is to look like an idiot). 

Just frickin swim or something.

Let’s play a game

I’ll post pictures of comic book characters, superheroes, 2D fit women etc. You flip through my backlog and find the girl who you think most closely resembles the character I posted, either via submission or reblog or whatever. If enough people reply to this post for me to think you’re actually interested in it, I’ll start doing this, okay?

fitgrills

BOYFRIEND / GIRLFRIEND/ DATEMATE APPLICATION

fitgrills:

doncella-anemona:

Name: 
Gender:
Height:
Orientation:
Age:
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Hair Color:
Smoking?: 
Drinking?:
Drugs?:
Job:
Favorite Color:
Favorite Band:
Siblings:
Tattoos?:
Favorite Book?:
Perfect Date:
Hobbies:
Why should I pick you?:
Why do you even want to date me?

I-it’s not like I even want to date you or anything, anon-chan!

Name: 
Gender:
Height:
Orientation:
Age:
Eye Color: 
Hair Color:
Smoking?: 
Drinking?:
Drugs?:
Job:
Favorite Color:
Favorite Band:
Siblings:
Tattoos?:
Favorite Book?:
Perfect Date:
Hobbies:
Why should I pick you?:
Why do you even want to date me?

Now with one more very important question. Do you lift?

Anonymous asked:

The author was unclear as to the origins of the T-rex, stating that it was possible Mark Wahlberg found an egg and hatched it by sitting on it for many days, or possibly went back in time and stole a baby dinosaur that imprinted on him. Either way, you can win by playing on Mark Wahlberg's inability to turn down a role, and the T-rex's huge tears

Anonymous asked:

I should probably clarify, Punching Tom Hanks is a book that tells you how to beat up everything that's worth beating up, like shady people with briefcases handcuffed to them, Mike Wahlberg and his T-rex, traffic cones, a father-son team and Death.

Where did the T-rex come from?

Anonymous asked:

The book specifically says that you should never punch Tom Hanks, as he is an amazing human being. It did however still teach you how to beat him, by aiming for his enormous and therefore vulnerable heart

That’s terrible. 

Anonymous asked:

Favorite Book?: Punching Tom Hanks Perfect Date: Movie Marathon Hobbies: Reading, getting the shit kicked out of me in Super Smash Bros and trying to work out Why should I pick you?: I'm charming in the same way an unintelligent puppy is Why do you even want to date me? You seem like a really nice and with it person. And buff ladies are awesome.

But why would anyone ever punch Tom Hanks?